Crooked Monkey is a full-service merch agency and screen printing company.
We transform companies into brands through our suite of swag offerings.
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TRUSTED BY THOUSANDS FOR ALL THE SWAG THEY NEED
Employee Swag and Logo Design
Swag Shop, Design, and Inventory Management
Design, Fully Custom Gear, and Retail Merchandise
Rush Jobs, Design, and Fully Custom Gear
Influencer Kits and Fulfillment
Swag Shop, Inventory Management and Fully Custom Gear
OUR PRODUCTS
01
What type of items do you produce?
We can help with most branded items - all apparel and hats, backpacks, water bottles, lanyards, tumblers, enamel pins...
We love to create "retail-inspired" items to help elevate your brand. What does that mean? Reach out and we can brainstorm.
02
Where are your products made?
We offer products made everywhere on Earth. If you need US-made items, fret not, we offer 1000’s of them. If you need union-made also don’t worry, we can handle that.
Let'ts turn your company into a brand
Don’t give your new hires a wrinkly shirt from the closet
It doesn’t stop at apparel, Crooked Monkey will be your go to partner for any product. And we’ll view swag holistically to make sure each element completes your brand.
Start a swag project
more than just merch
Swag distribution, SWAG STORES, and Design
FULLY CUSTOM BRANDED MERCH
Go beyond the basics and create that unique swag piece - a hat, a jacket, a backpack - from scratch with our factories abroad. Don’t worry, we take care of the details - design, the retail touches, and landing the merch on time.
SWAG STORAGE AND GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION
Get the umbrellas out of Cindy’s basement! Our warehouses in Ohio and Maryland were built to store, ship and/or kit your merch. Your swag is always just one click away.
MERCH DESIGN
We don’t just slap your logo on a t-shirt; we bring your brand to life using merch as our canvas.
CUSTOM EMPLOYEE KITS
Curate that unboxing experience for employees, customers, or influencers. We dream up, source, produce, and distribute swag kits directly to their doorsteps.
SWAG SHOP AND INVENTORY MANAGEMENT
Stand up a pop up shop for holiday gifting or keep a store open 24/7 for your employees to send and receive swag on demand. Automate new hire kits, easily distribute retail uniforms, and streamline operations.
PREMIUM BRANDS
You Fancy. We are too. From Patagonia, to the craft cocktail mix, we are constantly adding new retail brands and products for you to co-brand.
Should you use the Gildan or Next Level Apparel t-shirt? It depends :) Let us be your guides through the process
AUTOMATED, NOT ROBOTIC
We pick up the phone. For real. Try it: 202-540-0818. And we respond to emails like ChatGPT responds to queries - promptly and with all the answers.
WE DON’T JUST ANSWER QUESTIONS. WE SOLVE YOUR PAIN POINT
We start with the why, so we can understand your needs. Maybe you need to save money, or impress your board. Or maybe you need a miracle in 24 hours, or you need a PMS matched t-shirt.
SIMPLE AND QUICK
Know what you need? Great, let’s move this order along. Standard Production time is 2 weeks but we can get it done faster.
SOURCE ANYTHING
Don’t see it on our site? We offer thousands of additional items and will stop at nothing to source what you need. Just ask.
RUSH
Need it by the weekend? We love a good challenge. We have production facilities throughout the USA.
CUSTOM SWAG KITS TO IMPRESS LETS MAKE IT AN EXPERIENCE
Don’t give your new hires a wrinkly shirt from the closet
Create and build a custom kit for New Hire Kits or just to say “We appreciate you.” We can ship them directly to your employees or store and ship them as you need ‘em.
Custom Swag Kits
WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS ARE SAYING
I had a great experience working with you. Your patience, attention to the many changes and request were really appreciated. Keep up the great work!
Love working the CM team! Especially when I reach out with short timelines (almost always) and you make it happen anyway. Much appreciated!
So... I need your help! I’m coming to you because you are literally the best in the country.
Finishings
Looking for that added touch to set your garments apart from the rest. Try custom printed tags, hem tags or folding and bagging! See the price charts below:
EMBROIDERY
FOLDING AND POLY BAGGING
PRINTED TAGS
HEM TAGS
SPECIALTY INKS
PATCHES
Main Product Pricing
Pricing Table
EMBROIDERY
FOLDING AND POLY BAGGING
PRINTED TAGS
HEM TAGS
SPECIALITY INKS
PATCHES
This is our general embroidery pricing. This table is priced on a per location basis. So if you have multiple locations that need to be embroidered, you will need to double the price you see.
Quantity
0-5999 Stitches
6000-6999 Stitches
7000-7999 Stitches
8000-8999 Stitches
25-60
$ 5.44
$ 5.96
$ 6.47
$ 6.98
61-120
$ 4.68
$ 5.17
$ 5.68
$ 6.17
121-249
$ 4.29
$ 4.79
$ 5.29
$ 5.79
250-499
$ 3.93
$ 4.39
$ 4.84
$ 5.31
500-999
$ 3.50
$ 4.00
$ 4.50
$ 5.00
1000+
$ 3.25
$ 3.50
$ 3.75
$ 4.00
Price includes Folding, Bagging, and sizing Sticker
72-144
144-250
250-500
500+
Folding and PolyBagging
1.15
0.8
0.75
0.7
Printed tags can only be 1-Color and require a 144 Piece Minimum. 4" x 4" Max Print Size. Adds 1.5 weeks to turnaround time. Printed tags on white shirts may show through the back of the shirt. Some brands do not work with tag removal. Also, some fleece lined sweatshirts do not allow for printed labels.
72-144
144-250
250-500
500+
Screen printed Tags
2.5
2
1.3
1.15
Adds around 3 weeks turn around time. Hem tagging requires a minimum of 72 pieces per design. This pricing includes the sewing and manufacturing of your woven labels. This is the reason for adding 3 weeks production time.
72-144
144-250
250-500
500+
Hem Tags
3.75
3.5
3.25
2.5
This pricing table is an estimate and depends on your graphic and design. If you need specialty inks, we encourage you to give us a call.
Specialty
Cost
Athletic vinyl names
7.75
Athletic vinyl numbers
6.2
Stretch ink
.35 per shirt, per location
Metallic Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Reflective Inks
.75 per shirt, per location
Glow in the Dark Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Fluorescent Inks
.35 per shirt, per location
High Density Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Crackle Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Gel Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Blister Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Shimmer Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Water Based and Discharge Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Flock and Suede Inks
.75 per shirt, per location
Glitter Inks
.50 per shirt, per location
Patches around range in price from $2.50 - $4 depending on your design. Applying them is an additional $1.25 per piece. Patch pricing is estimated and can be higher or lower depending on your graphic. This pricing is for patches that are sewn on, not heat pressed.
