Custom Wellness Kits for your Remote Team or Customers

COVID-19 has changed everything. We designed a care package for your team members or customers to send them a little bit of love in these trying times.

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merch agency

Crooked Monkey is a full-service merch agency and screen printing company.

We transform companies into brands through our suite of swag offerings.

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TRUSTED BY THOUSANDS FOR ALL THE SWAG THEY NEED

Amazon

Employee Swag and Logo Design

Swag Shop, Design, and Inventory Management

Old Forrester

Design, Fully Custom Gear, and Retail Merchandise

Flagstar Football

Rush Jobs, Design, and Fully Custom Gear

Influencer Kits and Fulfillment

AYR

Swag Shop, Inventory Management and Fully Custom Gear

Let's turn your company into a brand

Don’t give your new hires a wrinkly shirt from the closet

It doesn’t stop at apparel, Crooked Monkey will be your go to partner for any product. And we’ll view swag holistically to make sure each element completes your brand.

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more than just merch

Swag distribution, SWAG STORES, and Design

Hat

FULLY CUSTOM BRANDED MERCH

Go beyond the basics and create that unique swag piece - a hat, a jacket, a backpack - from scratch with our factories abroad.  Don’t worry, we take care of the details - design, the retail touches, and landing the merch on time.

Swag storage & global distribution

SWAG STORAGE AND GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION

Get the umbrellas out of Cindy’s basement!  Our warehouses in Ohio, Maryland, and the UK were built to store, ship and/or kit your merch.  Your swag is always just one click away.

Shirt design

MERCH DESIGN

We don’t just slap your logo on a t-shirt; we bring your brand to life using merch as our canvas.

Custom employee kits

CUSTOM EMPLOYEE KITS

Curate that unboxing experience for employees, customers, or influencers.  We dream up, source, produce, and distribute swag kits directly to their doorsteps.

Swag shop

SWAG SHOP AND INVENTORY MANAGEMENT

Stand up a pop up shop for holiday gifting or keep a store open 24/7 for your employees to send and receive swag on demand.  Automate new hire kits, easily distribute retail uniforms, and streamline operations.

Premium brands

PREMIUM BRANDS

You Fancy.  We are too.  From Custom Patagonia, to the craft cocktail mix, we are constantly adding new retail brands and products for you to co-brand.

PRODUCTS

We only make the cool stuff. Browse here or reach out to see our off-menu options.

FULL SERVICE MERCH AGENCY

SO MANY OPTIONS, SO LITTLE TIME

Should you use the Gildan or Next Level Apparel t-shirt?  It depends :) Let us curate the corporate branded options for you.

AUTOMATED, NOT ROBOTIC

We pick up the phone.  For real.  Try it: 202-540-0818 .  And we respond to emails like ChatGPT responds to queries - promptly and with all the answers.

WE DON’T JUST ANSWER QUESTIONS. WE SOLVE YOUR PAIN POINTS

We start with the why, so we can understand your needs.  Maybe you need to save money, or impress your board.  Or maybe you need a miracle rush in 24 hours, or you need a PMS matched t-shirt. 

SIMPLE AND QUICK

Know what you need? Great, let’s move this order along.  Standard Production time is 2 weeks but we can get it done faster. 

SOURCE ANYTHING

Don’t see it on our site? We offer thousands of additional corporate branded apparel and swag and will stop at nothing to source what you need. Just ask.

RUSH

Need it by the weekend?  We love a good challenge. We have production facilities throughout the USA.

First impressions count.  Especially with custom apparel

Create and build a custom kit for New Hire Kits or for branded holiday gifting.  We can ship them directly to your employees or store and ship them as you need ‘em.

Custom Swag Kits
Custom swag kits to impress
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